was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
so i saw aaron tveit (enjolras from the les mis movie) in hairspray on broadway a long time ago and it was during my tom boy phase and I waited outside the stage door and i was wearing a hat and when he got to me, he said “hey little dude” and i looked up and he just goes “not a dude”
well someone brought this back but it hit 10k so i’m pretty proud of myself
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
Don’t say “I’m not like other girls.”
Be like other girls and meld with other girls and become one with the glorious mass of writhing womanhood that will roll over the towns and the cities and devour all space and all time.
i like how our response to day-to-day shitty events of misogyny/homophobia/etc has officially become this brand of nightmarish surrealism and it genuinely makes me feel better
Sherlock + joking to diffuse the tension/make John laugh
I like how clearly you can see John trying to reel him in for another hug, there in gif #4.
Benedict Cumberbatch Shares His Hidden Talent
Men are out there texting women photos of their penis. ALL THE TIME.
Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel
—the realization that Leo didn’t win an Oscar… again (via lumos5001)